Lidlopdot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak dryad.

Lidlopdot created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlopdot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lidlopdot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lidlopdot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lidlopdot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not place garlic upon stone.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never think about optics.