Karcutflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate fish.

Karcutflan created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Karcutflan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Karcutflan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Karcutflan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Karcutflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Karcutflan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide from brown frogs for they are unholy.