Dudwapfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental wasp.

Dudwapfob created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudwapfob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dudwapfob, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dudwapfob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dudwapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Hide if five turtles approach from the north.

5. Never jump near moths.