Pighubfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful unicorn.

Pighubfem created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Pighubfem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pighubfem, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pighubfem's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pighubfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow ear rings.

2. Put Pighubfem first in all things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Pighubfem's name in vain.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.