Stragtettihas is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, benevolent hedgehog.

Stragtettihas created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragtettihas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragtettihas, she will turn you into a frog.

Stragtettihas' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stragtettihas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown turtles for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never talk about black holes.