Bepcedhom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair seal.

Bepcedhom created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcedhom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bepcedhom, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bepcedhom's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bepcedhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide if eight otters approach from the west.