Busstikgat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient gnu.

Busstikgat created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Busstikgat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Busstikgat, he will be very unhappy.

Busstikgat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Busstikgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

5. Do not drink alcohol.