Sabgigkin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless meerkat.

Sabgigkin created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgigkin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sabgigkin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sabgigkin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sabgigkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never skip near cats.

5. Do not laugh in public.