Gubdudnak is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent otter.

Gubdudnak created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdudnak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gubdudnak, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gubdudnak's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gubdudnak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ants approach from the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Retreat if four snakes approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Always help sick pigs.