Fomzoghot Babjamlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome fox.

Fomzoghot Babjamlarp created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomzoghot Babjamlarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fomzoghot Babjamlarp, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fomzoghot Babjamlarp's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fomzoghot Babjamlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never wear green scarves.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at planets.