Bossignib Rigdanranquagnanflap Lamrotkamdon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart grasshopper.

Bossignib Rigdanranquagnanflap Lamrotkamdon created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossignib Rigdanranquagnanflap Lamrotkamdon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bossignib Rigdanranquagnanflap Lamrotkamdon, she will be very sad.

Bossignib Rigdanranquagnanflap Lamrotkamdon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bossignib Rigdanranquagnanflap Lamrotkamdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Do not name children after sheep.

3. Never paint your legs black.

4. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

5. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the east.