Hinvabbet is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying rhinoceros.

Hinvabbet created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinvabbet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinvabbet, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hinvabbet's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hinvabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hinvabbet.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not prepare beans while wearing trousers.

5. Do not prepare grapes while filled with fear.