Sawgildog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful giraffe.

Sawgildog created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawgildog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sawgildog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sawgildog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sawgildog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sawgildog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.