Dinorthot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective goblin.

Dinorthot created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinorthot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dinorthot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dinorthot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dinorthot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dinorthot.

5. Dinorthot must be the most important thing in your life.