Nelfaglarptad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish centaur.

Nelfaglarptad created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelfaglarptad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nelfaglarptad, he will manifest in front of you.

Nelfaglarptad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nelfaglarptad's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always wash your chest before prayer.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.