Hanomtyimyardaglegflaplam Gunfebfas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy squirrel.

Hanomtyimyardaglegflaplam Gunfebfas created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanomtyimyardaglegflaplam Gunfebfas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hanomtyimyardaglegflaplam Gunfebfas, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hanomtyimyardaglegflaplam Gunfebfas' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hanomtyimyardaglegflaplam Gunfebfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.