Sagmanquat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing butterfly.

Sagmanquat created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagmanquat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagmanquat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sagmanquat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sagmanquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never remain bowed at midnight.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.