Habditgof is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy troll.

Habditgof created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habditgof, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Habditgof, it will turn you into a goat.

Habditgof's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Habditgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.