Bassidkom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective jackal.

Bassidkom created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassidkom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bassidkom, it will torture you forever.

Bassidkom's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bassidkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare garlic while filled with anger.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Put Bassidkom first in all things.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never talk about fire.