Ontmisjip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, wise dragonfly.

Ontmisjip created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontmisjip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ontmisjip, he will curse you with boils.

Ontmisjip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ontmisjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Ontmisjip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Never write about comets.