Bassminfly is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witty jaguar.

Bassminfly created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bassminfly, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bassminfly, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bassminfly's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bassminfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never feed aubergines to pigs while wearing ear rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Bassminfly.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bassminfly on top of important buildings.