Watfodortbadmitfarnflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, astonishing scorpion.

Watfodortbadmitfarnflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watfodortbadmitfarnflat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Watfodortbadmitfarnflat, she will turn you into a tree.

Watfodortbadmitfarnflat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Watfodortbadmitfarnflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Watfodortbadmitfarnflat in the centre of the settlement.