Rawzedtail Manwonfen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty clam.

Rawzedtail Manwonfen created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawzedtail Manwonfen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rawzedtail Manwonfen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rawzedtail Manwonfen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rawzedtail Manwonfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always store coconuts above ground.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never mark doors with mauve.

5. Never chant while facing east.