Henkimjon Flabqueegrap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent horse.

Henkimjon Flabqueegrap created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henkimjon Flabqueegrap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Henkimjon Flabqueegrap, he will not invite you to parties.

Henkimjon Flabqueegrap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Henkimjon Flabqueegrap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must pray to Henkimjon Flabqueegrap nine times a day.

5. Do not kill hamsters.