Bestbottikgid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless horse.

Bestbottikgid created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Bestbottikgid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bestbottikgid, it will turn you into a frog.

Bestbottikgid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bestbottikgid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six mites approach from the south.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.