Ragbonsanxen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fast cow.

Ragbonsanxen created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ragbonsanxen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ragbonsanxen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ragbonsanxen's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ragbonsanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ragbonsanxen first in all things.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Always share melons with strangers, but never with gulls.