Bellimgum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonest fairy.

Bellimgum created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellimgum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bellimgum, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bellimgum's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bellimgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.