Jiggenmidbitgebarmsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, annoying hare.

Jiggenmidbitgebarmsad created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Jiggenmidbitgebarmsad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jiggenmidbitgebarmsad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jiggenmidbitgebarmsad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jiggenmidbitgebarmsad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Jiggenmidbitgebarmsad loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.