Bumbemban is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous dragonfly.

Bumbemban created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumbemban, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumbemban, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bumbemban's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bumbemban's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing blue rings and balancing four silicon spheres on your chest.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.