Cumyaktam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering swallow.

Cumyaktam created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumyaktam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumyaktam, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cumyaktam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cumyaktam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.