Stragnadbud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Stragnadbud created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragnadbud, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragnadbud, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stragnadbud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Stragnadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to capybaras while wearing brown corsets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragnadbud.