Kemhabdubvab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring lion.

Kemhabdubvab created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemhabdubvab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kemhabdubvab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Kemhabdubvab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kemhabdubvab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Do not eat parsnips.