Stafkapjap Dobfudraw is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stafkapjap Dobfudraw created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafkapjap Dobfudraw, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafkapjap Dobfudraw, he will jump up and down on your head.

Stafkapjap Dobfudraw's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Stafkapjap Dobfudraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stafkapjap Dobfudraw on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.