Buglarnkip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish dragon.

Buglarnkip created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buglarnkip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Buglarnkip, she will turn you into a duck.

Buglarnkip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Buglarnkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Buglarnkip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.