Stikhudlagfoss Quarthogton is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring armadillo.

Stikhudlagfoss Quarthogton created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikhudlagfoss Quarthogton, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stikhudlagfoss Quarthogton, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stikhudlagfoss Quarthogton's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Stikhudlagfoss Quarthogton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Stikhudlagfoss Quarthogton must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray immersed in water.