Dobfarcem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, boastful warg.

Dobfarcem created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobfarcem, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobfarcem, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dobfarcem's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dobfarcem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Retreat if eight dogs approach from the north.

5. Always help cats.