Dumweelimtiftinmetyimhog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow gnu.

Dumweelimtiftinmetyimhog created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dumweelimtiftinmetyimhog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dumweelimtiftinmetyimhog, she will strike you with lightening.

Dumweelimtiftinmetyimhog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dumweelimtiftinmetyimhog's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Dumweelimtiftinmetyimhog loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not skip at mountains.