Begomtyak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome dragon.

Begomtyak created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begomtyak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begomtyak, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Begomtyak's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Begomtyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Begomtyak on top of important buildings.