Rigjigsug Guttifmip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent wren.

Rigjigsug Guttifmip created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigjigsug Guttifmip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigjigsug Guttifmip, she will make you grow a tail.

Rigjigsug Guttifmip's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rigjigsug Guttifmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Erect six carbon sculptures of Rigjigsug Guttifmip on top of important buildings.