Yarlmipged is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable jackal.

Yarlmipged created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlmipged, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarlmipged, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarlmipged's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yarlmipged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning comets.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlmipged.

4. Always store cherries above ground.

5. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the east.