Dimlitcan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm skunk.

Dimlitcan created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlitcan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dimlitcan, she will be very sad.

Dimlitcan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dimlitcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to goats while wearing red corsets.

2. Hide from green sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dimlitcan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your arms.