Mispibvin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented unicorn.

Mispibvin created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mispibvin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mispibvin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mispibvin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mispibvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare figs during autumn.

2. Always remove shirts before touching nickel.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.