Gatyimfenloglat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish fairy.

Gatyimfenloglat created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatyimfenloglat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gatyimfenloglat, it will laugh at you.

Gatyimfenloglat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gatyimfenloglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Gatyimfenloglat loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.