Nibdutmobrow is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise fish.

Nibdutmobrow created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibdutmobrow, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibdutmobrow, it will not invite you to parties.

Nibdutmobrow's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nibdutmobrow's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.