Liktalven is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective guinea pig.

Liktalven created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Liktalven, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Liktalven, he will turn you into a frog.

Liktalven's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Liktalven's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never gather nine pigs near doors.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.