Yarlwanvag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, passionate bee.

Yarlwanvag created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlwanvag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarlwanvag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarlwanvag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yarlwanvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.