Armquatcet is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful elephant.

Armquatcet created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Armquatcet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armquatcet, she will turn you into a duck.

Armquatcet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Armquatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.