Misquimbutbomnartmonvonkhug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, caring chinchilla.

Misquimbutbomnartmonvonkhug created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Misquimbutbomnartmonvonkhug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Misquimbutbomnartmonvonkhug, she will destroy your home solar system.

Misquimbutbomnartmonvonkhug's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Misquimbutbomnartmonvonkhug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the north.

2. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.

3. Never eat strawberries on fasting days.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.