Nibfitgun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient fairy.

Nibfitgun created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfitgun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibfitgun, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nibfitgun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nibfitgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never remain standing at midday.

5. Do not prepare limes while filled with fear.