Cibcubrawgilsasbessgan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic bird.

Cibcubrawgilsasbessgan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcubrawgilsasbessgan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cibcubrawgilsasbessgan, he will think nothing of it.

Cibcubrawgilsasbessgan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cibcubrawgilsasbessgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not stand on grass.