Neltofdob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring giraffe.

Neltofdob created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neltofdob, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Neltofdob, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Neltofdob's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Neltofdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of onions to frogs while wearing blue shorts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Neltofdob.

4. You must love Neltofdob.

5. Always obey Neltofdob's priests.