Nulltitomin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered gerbil.

Nulltitomin created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltitomin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nulltitomin, she will turn you into a goat.

Nulltitomin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nulltitomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

2. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never point your face toward the east during prayer.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Nulltitomin in the centre of the settlement.