Ganhivbig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet fox.

Ganhivbig created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhivbig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganhivbig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ganhivbig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ganhivbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always obey Ganhivbig's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.