Vogbugyarkap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental hamster.

Vogbugyarkap created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogbugyarkap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vogbugyarkap, he will turn you into a plant.

Vogbugyarkap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Vogbugyarkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always act with purity when addressing elders.