Legmadran is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving goblin.

Legmadran created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legmadran, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legmadran, she will boil you in a big pot.

Legmadran's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Legmadran's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Run away from white badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Legmadran must be the most important thing in your life.