Quatfudfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient bee.

Quatfudfad created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatfudfad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quatfudfad, he will ignore you.

Quatfudfad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quatfudfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never feed apples to sharks while wearing corsets.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Put Quatfudfad first in all things.