Fliggadmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane hyena.

Fliggadmin created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliggadmin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fliggadmin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fliggadmin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fliggadmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Fliggadmin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if three horses approach from the east.