Cabrulont is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic hyena.

Cabrulont created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabrulont, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cabrulont, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cabrulont's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cabrulont's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear red scarves.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cabrulont.

5. Always help hamsters in need.