Bimwabved is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Bimwabved created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimwabved, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bimwabved, she will turn you into a goat.

Bimwabved's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bimwabved's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bimwabved.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bimwabved in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed parsnips to birds while wearing trousers.

5. You must love Bimwabved.