Niltararm is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish swallow.

Niltararm created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Niltararm, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Niltararm, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Niltararm's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Niltararm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Niltararm.

3. Always remove ear rings before touching carbon.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help sick moths.