Rulcabhot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, flying raccoon.

Rulcabhot created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Rulcabhot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rulcabhot, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rulcabhot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rulcabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulcabhot.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Never point your back toward the west during prayer.

5. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.