Nadcubsag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous mouse.

Nadcubsag created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcubsag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadcubsag, it will think nothing of it.

Nadcubsag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nadcubsag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nadcubsag nine times a day.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Put Nadcubsag first in all things.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.