Ditgedsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciful gerbil.

Ditgedsaf created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgedsaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditgedsaf, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ditgedsaf's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ditgedsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ditgedsaf.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.