Wantifpak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, confident snake.

Wantifpak created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantifpak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wantifpak, he will strike you with lightening.

Wantifpak's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wantifpak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Hide if six mites approach from the west.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.