Raphamnil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, charitable snake.

Raphamnil created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Raphamnil, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Raphamnil, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Raphamnil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Raphamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet corsets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.