Dapdavrillwot Arndapnul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever zebra.

Dapdavrillwot Arndapnul created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dapdavrillwot Arndapnul, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dapdavrillwot Arndapnul, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dapdavrillwot Arndapnul's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dapdavrillwot Arndapnul's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight sharks approach from the south.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.