Rillquamrotwot is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, fussy
fish.
Rillquamrotwot created dark energy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillquamrotwot, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Rillquamrotwot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Rillquamrotwot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Rillquamrotwot's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not speak about oranges.
3. Never mention whales.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not commit murder.