Sog Dotcibvan Yambamdap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful warg.

Sog Dotcibvan Yambamdap created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sog Dotcibvan Yambamdap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sog Dotcibvan Yambamdap, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sog Dotcibvan Yambamdap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sog Dotcibvan Yambamdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Sog Dotcibvan Yambamdap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Sog Dotcibvan Yambamdap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.