Bitrawfossigyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet ferret.

Bitrawfossigyatt created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitrawfossigyatt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bitrawfossigyatt, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bitrawfossigyatt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bitrawfossigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

5. Never record numbers.