Cisshanlam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable yak.

Cisshanlam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshanlam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cisshanlam, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cisshanlam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cisshanlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.