Gatcemgid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Gatcemgid created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatcemgid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gatcemgid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gatcemgid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gatcemgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to cats while wearing jumpers.

2. Gatcemgid loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.